Like a Hole in the Head

meandmytwin:

meandmytwin:

BEYONCE x TRIANGLE SALLY - Blow (Remix)

I don’t understand how this doesn’t have more notes. Are you guys even SEEING THIS?

For real. Have you watched this ten times? Watch this ten times.

meandmytwin:

Here’s the thing — no, they aren’t. What you see here is what happens when you unfold literally anything. Also, how is a floppy piece of dismantled cardstock better than an intact take-out box? Doesn’t the one on the left look substantially more difficult to eat from without spilling lo mein all over your couch?  

meandmytwin:

Here’s the thing — no, they aren’t. What you see here is what happens when you unfold literally anything. Also, how is a floppy piece of dismantled cardstock better than an intact take-out box? Doesn’t the one on the left look substantially more difficult to eat from without spilling lo mein all over your couch?  

patbaer:

Yo, who the fuck is using Instagram to shame their cats?

Be more like this guy: love all cats.

If my pre-cry looks that much like pre-vomit, somebody say something.

bunnyfood:

(via theclearlydope:via)

Thanks for helping out, Dennis. Those extra couple shifts at Target really make a difference around here. You’re very good boy, yes you are.

bunnyfood:

(via theclearlydope:via)

Thanks for helping out, Dennis. Those extra couple shifts at Target really make a difference around here. You’re very good boy, yes you are.

popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘Birdman' - Oct 17

Written and directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu, starring Michael Keaton, Ed Norton, Zach Galifianakis, Naomi Watts, Emma Stone, Amy Ryan and Merritt Weaver.

Leave me alone for a month while I watch this trailer.

sttngfashion:

This obviously has nothing to do with Star Trek, but it does have to do with fashion and it’s really important.


This is my friend Andy, with a great idea about undershirts.

sttngfashion:

This obviously has nothing to do with Star Trek, but it does have to do with fashion and it’s really important.

This is my friend Andy, with a great idea about undershirts.

BuzzFeed could actually use a thesaurus.

But “prettiest” is, at best, the tenth most important thing to be. If being a slightly different version of yourself results in people finding you smarter, funnier, nicer, more interesting, more authoritative, more trustworthy, more laid back, more compassionate, or more open-minded, then go ahead and put on a little act. It’ll help you deal with all that backhanded “pretty on the inside” bullshit with something besides memes.

But “prettiest” is, at best, the tenth most important thing to be. If being a slightly different version of yourself results in people finding you smarter, funnier, nicer, more interesting, more authoritative, more trustworthy, more laid back, more compassionate, or more open-minded, then go ahead and put on a little act. It’ll help you deal with all that backhanded “pretty on the inside” bullshit with something besides memes.

popculturebrain:

Poster: Matt Weiner’s ‘Are You Here' | EW
Oof, Stan Rizzo would not stand for this.

This makes me want to cut off MY nipple.

popculturebrain:

Poster: Matt Weiner’s ‘Are You Here' | EW

Oof, Stan Rizzo would not stand for this.

This makes me want to cut off MY nipple.

chrisjcoffin:

Janet had some trouble getting her name spelled right at the DMV. 

Is there a legal limit to how many times I can watch a Vine? A million? Please say a million.